Seriousness and commitment , certainly makes you a success , but a little bit of humor makes the journey of success more enjoyable and lively.Look at the person you loved, the teacher you liked or a speech you enjoyed – It is the humor that makes it lovable , likable and enjoyable.Take it with a pinch of salt, it is contagious.
As the curtain of a Year Falls down and we make ourselves ready to embrace the NEW YEAR , here are some humor for the aspiring souls.
“Anyone who thinks sitting in a temple or church can make you religious , must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” – Einstein
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
“Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire inside him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.”
” Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.”
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific
“Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.”
“If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?”
“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
“Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don’t laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.”
“To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told…and have a sense of humor doing it.”
“Every now and then I like to do as I’m told, just to confuse people.”